ALIEN HEAD – 1/2 Troy Ounce .999 Fine Silver Ball Marker | Mint Markers®
Description
Classic grey alien head rendered in deep intaglio relief — oversized almond eyes, tapered chin, expressionless mouth. It is the exact blank stare every golfer wears after hitting a perfect 5-iron into the greenside bunker. It is the universal face of “how is that even physically possible.”
The Legend
They say the greys have been monitoring Earth’s golf since Gene Sarazen invented the sand wedge. Their reports, recovered from black-budget government archives, describe humanity as “a species capable of abstract mathematics and moon landings, yet unable to hit a stationary white ball with a stick, while sober, on flat grass.” The greys find it funny. Carrying this marker sends a signal back: yes, we see you watching, and we still have no idea why the ball went left.
Highlights
- Contains 1/2 Troy Ounce of .999 Fine Silver
- Obverse: Large-eyed grey alien head staring blankly — the face every golfer makes after a shank
- Reverse: Mint Markers® common reverse — the “M×M” monogram built from crossed golf tees and a teed-up ball, ringed by “MINT MARKERS” and the tagline “INVEST IN YOUR GAME. FOR REAL.” with “HALF TROY OUNCE” and “.999 FINE SILVER” around the border
- Diameter: 30mm
- Antique finish available at checkout
- Made in the U.S.A.
Especially apt for the golfer whose swing thoughts have gotten so complex they’ve officially left this planet.
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