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Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows

Yellowstone National Park

1 Troy Ounce .999 Fine Silver Round

Product Description

Yellowstone National Park is home to one of North America’s most iconic—and misunderstood—animals: the American bison. Weighing up to 2,000 pounds and capable of running nearly 35 miles per hour, these massive animals may appear calm and approachable, but they are wild, unpredictable, and especially dangerous during the summer rutting season.

Despite countless warnings from park officials, visitors continue to underestimate the power of these magnificent creatures. Every year, tourists attempt to pet, feed, or pose for photos with bison—often with painful consequences. Inspired by one particularly memorable incident in which an overly curious visitor was launched spectacularly into the air, this humorous tribute captures the moment in unforgettable fashion.

The obverse features an action-packed scene deep within Yellowstone National Park as an enormous bull bison charges away after launching an unfortunate tourist high into the air. Towering pines, drifting clouds, and a rustic campground set the stage, while the tongue-in-cheek warning “DO NOT PET THE FLUFFY COWS” curves along the lower rim—a phrase that has become an unofficial motto among park enthusiasts and wildlife lovers alike.

The reverse showcases Intaglio Mint’s classic corporate reverse, featuring the elegant “IM” monogram surrounded by the issuing specifications and hallmark. The clean, timeless design provides a fitting contrast to the energetic and comedic obverse.

Struck in-house by Intaglio Mint from one troy ounce of .999 fine silver, this 39mm round combines exceptional sculptural detail with a healthy dose of humor. It serves as both a memorable collectible and a lighthearted reminder that nature deserves both admiration and respect.

Whether you’re a national park enthusiast, wildlife lover, outdoorsman, or simply appreciate clever numismatic art, Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows is certain to become a conversation piece in any collection.

Specifications

  • Title: Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows
  • Theme: Yellowstone National Park
  • Metal: .999 Fine Silver
  • Weight: 1 Troy Ounce
  • Diameter: 39mm
  • Finish: Brilliant Uncirculated
  • Edge: Reeded
  • Mint: Intaglio Mint
  • Made in the USA

Interesting Facts

  • American bison are the largest land mammals in North America, with mature bulls weighing up to 2,000 pounds.
  • Despite their size, bison can sprint at speeds approaching 35 mph, easily outrunning humans.
  • Yellowstone National Park is home to the oldest and largest continuously wild bison herd in the United States.
  • More visitors are injured by bison in Yellowstone than by any other wild animal in the park.
  • Park regulations require visitors to stay at least 25 yards (23 meters) away from bison at all times.
  • The phrase “Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows” has become a popular internet meme reminding visitors that wild animals are not domesticated, no matter how approachable they may appear.

Why Collect This Piece?

  • A humorous tribute inspired by a real Yellowstone wildlife encounter.
  • Exceptionally detailed original artwork filled with action and personality.
  • Struck from 1 Troy Ounce of .999 Fine Silver.
  • Appeals to collectors of wildlife, national parks, Americana, and novelty bullion.
  • A fun conversation piece that also promotes responsible wildlife viewing.
  • Proudly designed and struck in-house by Intaglio Mint in the USA.

YELLOWSTONE – DON’T PET THE FLUFFY COWS – 1 TROY OUNCE – 39MM

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Sometimes the best wildlife lesson is learned the hard way.

Inspired by a real-life Yellowstone National Park incident, Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows captures the unforgettable moment a charging bull bison launches an unsuspecting tourist skyward. Struck from 1 Troy Ounce of .999 Fine Silver, this beautifully sculpted 39mm round combines outstanding artistry with a healthy sense of humor, making it the perfect collectible for outdoor enthusiasts, wildlife lovers, and anyone who appreciates a memorable story immortalized in silver.

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