ALIEN HEAD – 1/2 Troy Ounce .999 Fine Silver Ball Marker | Mint Markers®
Description:
Classic grey alien head rendered in deep intaglio relief — oversized almond eyes, tapered chin, expressionless mouth. It is the exact blank stare every golfer wears after hitting a perfect 5-iron into the greenside bunker. It is the universal face of “how is that even physically possible.”
The Legend:
They say the greys have been monitoring Earth’s golf since Gene Sarazen invented the sand wedge. Their reports, recovered from black-budget government archives, describe humanity as “a species capable of abstract mathematics and moon landings, yet unable to hit a stationary white ball with a stick, while sober, on flat grass.” The greys find it funny. Carrying this marker sends a signal back: yes, we see you watching, and we still have no idea why the ball went left.
Highlights:
- Contains 1/2 Troy Ounce of .999 Fine Silver
- Obverse: Large-eyed grey alien head staring blankly — the face every golfer makes after a shank
- Reverse: Mint Markers® common reverse — the “M×M” monogram built from crossed golf tees and a teed-up ball, ringed by “MINT MARKERS” and the tagline “INVEST IN YOUR GAME. FOR REAL.” with “HALF TROY OUNCE” and “.999 FINE SILVER” around the border
- Diameter: 30mm
- Antique finish available at checkout
- Made in the U.S.A.
Especially apt for the golfer whose swing thoughts have gotten so complex they’ve officially left this planet.
